Meet your moneymaker

I.
The latest—and loopiest—Astral Weeks yet is up at the L.A. Times site. I have fun with Terry Pratchett's Making Money and allude, once again to DUNCAN. For maximum effect, please italicize, in your mind, the last bit of the last sentence in the second graf ("I am incapable...")

(Thanks to Jenny for fielding my Discworld queries.)

II.
Also at the LAT: Stately, plump Will Ferrell.