Sunday, October 08, 2006

There is nothing wrong with your blog

Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it snarkier, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it stupider, we will do so. We can reduce the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. For the next week, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... THE DIZZIES!

Welcome to Matt Singer Presents The Dizzies 2K6. Enjoy a week of me! Brought to you by the people who made that crap you don't read and that stuff you don't watch.

The Dizzies...the brand of blog preferred by 4 out of 5 cardboard presidential standups!

Sorry...I'm on a lot of Nyquil right now.


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