The two kinds of people

There are two kinds of people, he thought. Those that smear peanut butter on one cracker at a time, eating one and then preparing another, in an exhausting and laborious fashion; and those who industriously and patiently smear peanut butter on a whole row of crackers at once, then savor the uninterrupted eating of the row. Which kind was he? The former.

—The Notebooks of Parkus Grammaticus