Mattie's sense of snow

"The snow came thicker and the flakes grew bigger, as big as goose feathers, and they were not falling down like rain but rather flying dead level into our faces. In the space of four hours it collected on the ground to a depth of sixth or seven inches." —Charles Portis, True Grit

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In fake True Grit casting news, what if the Coen Bros. got Shia La Beouf to play Laboeuf?