(Don't) keep coolie!

Taking my cue from this book, my next novel might be called Dear Pinkberry or Dear Alessi. A few weeks ago I spotted this insane juicer for sale at the Columbia-area Pinkberry (I am addicted to Pinkberry):

What the?!

I wrote an e-mail to Pinkberry—no response!

Dzyd Hua just sent me this link—a blog called Drop the Juicer.

(The Koreatown Pinkberry, which I frequented last week, does not have this juicer on sale. INTERESTING.)

UPDATE (7/23): I received a note from Pinkberry Central, saying that the juicers have been removed from their stores. Great!