"What's so funny about Brooklyn?"

The fact that I'll be reading there on Thursday! Come on out! It's at 7 p.m. at the Brooklyn Public Library. The Dweck Center. Also present: Gary Shteyngart (!) and Anthony C. Winkler (think Wodehouse in Jamaica)...and David Rees (Get Your War On) will interview Amy Sedaris!

Somebody tell me how to get there! (I'm...serious.)

I'll also be reading in April at the Mercantile Center for Fiction—the "Merc," where I borrowed all those Keelers long ago...and in June at Newtonville Books, in Boston (or...Newton?)...

Note to self: After drinking milkshake, buy a 2008 pocket calendar/planner thing. You need to do this today.