New joke for my standup routine
"So the other day I was at a job interview and the HR guy was looking at my résumé suspiciously. I asked if there was a problem. He pointed to the 'Awards and Honors' section. Oh?? Was I wrong to have put down 'Person of the Year, Time Magazine, 2006'?"
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