Right now I can't speak Korean
Via Angry Asian Man: This MadTV sketch skillfully skewers Korean soaps:
Added joke: after meeting the heroine, his spoken Korean doesn't match up with the subtitles at all. He says:
"Right now I can't speak Korean."
"Right now, my stomach is too full."
Mmm...project: A secret history of native-language nonsense. I distinctly remember the long final sequence of Kentucky Fried Movie ("Fistful of Yen"), in which the Asian warlord (?) issues directives to his troops—except he's simply naming various Korean foods!