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Among his early dispatches was a multipost account of the time John Franco and Bret Saberhagen tied him up, covered him with bread crumbs and left him outside on the pitchers’ mound. A dozen sea gulls feasted upon him. —"Mets Publicist Embraces Social Media With Fervor and Occasional Typo,"Andrew Keh, NYT

(Via Jane)