I. F.S. Sam "the Man" MC-Laughin' at McNally-J. has the right idea in book recommendations!
II. Jane sends news of monkeys finding new employment:
If you want to buy a race program this weekend at Texas Motor Speedway, be sure you have exactly $10.
"Monkeys don't make change," said TMS president Eddie Gossage, "so don't give them a twenty."
Gossage isn't insulting his program sellers -- well, unless monkeys are insulted by being told they can't count. Two of the program sellers this weekend at TMS actually are monkeys -- Miki and Rocky.