I. Sam Sifton Mad Libs at The Eater.
II. Lindy West's Sex and the City 2 review at The Stranger:
It is 146 minutes long, which means that I entered the theater in the bloom of youth and emerged with a family of field mice living in my long, white mustache.
III. I read something else funny, but I forgot what it was.
IV. This is funny/weird:
V. This Paper Cuts post on the "Theory of Advancement" in pop music inspired me to find this video of Lou Reed singing "The Original Wrapper," funny on multiple levels: