Weekend humor

I. Sam Sifton Mad Libs at The Eater.

II. Lindy West's Sex and the City 2 review at The Stranger:

It is 146 minutes long, which means that I entered the theater in the bloom of youth and emerged with a family of field mice living in my long, white mustache.

III. I read something else funny, but I forgot what it was.

IV. This is funny/weird:



(via Jonathan)

V. This Paper Cuts post on the "Theory of Advancement" in pop music inspired me to find this video of Lou Reed singing "The Original Wrapper," funny on multiple levels: