About the author (revised)
I think it would be funny if you lived in Brooklyn and worked in Manhattan, and your "about the author" jacket blurb read: "So-and-so divides his time between Brooklyn and Manhattan."
Well, maybe this is just as funny:
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Ed Park blah blah blah...Blah blah blah.
He divides his time between West 95th Street and West 116th Street.
[Based on a joke told to Jessica Winter.]