Reloadables

From the Random Wodehouse Quote generator (via this Guardian blog):

My Aunt Dahlia has a carrying voice... If all other sources of income failed, she could make a good living calling the cattle home across the Sands of Dee.
—Jeeves and Song of Songs (1930)

From the Random Keeler Plot Generator:

The Man with the Transposed Spectacles

When D. Dottison Kreon, a factory electrician, is summoned to the Wiscon City offices of attorney Carpath TerBush, he is shocked to learn that Sir Dudley Seldomridge, the recently deceased banjo magnate, has bequeathed his entire fortune to him; but there is a peculiar condition to this inheritance: within one year D. Dottison must unravel a hidden message concealed within a seemingly random collection of peacock marbles...