Delusions of grandeur — New 'Ghost' — short-format humor

I like today's poem—someone named Emily Dickinson?:

Surgeons must be very careful

When they take the knife!

Underneath their fine incisions

Stirs the Culprit—Life!

I also like the dash—and the exclamation point! Most of my e-mails look like this—I'm not kidding!

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New New-York Ghost has emerged, with some amazing photos by Adrian Kinloch.

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This is in tribute to Citizen Truth:

That was an ad homonym attack.

I'll have a cup of Spanish Breakfast.

(Looking into granola and fruit bowl): Hey, I'm going to e-mail you on this blackberry.

What Walter Reade scandal?